Haiku

Giants:

Quick! Grab the Jet-ski!
Run it into that guy's foot!
Multiplayer sucks.


Shining Force:

No, don't promote yet!
Your stats go down when you do
Now your werewolf sucks


Fallout 2:

Hide in those trees there.
Now stab that guy in the groin!
Then the eyes. Repeat.


The World Ends With You:

I can't wear this hat?
What do you mean I'm not brave?
Guess I'll eat ice cream


Harvest Moon:

Bachelors work late nights
But husbands are home by six
Hope you fed that gnome


Rune Factory:

It's a fantasy farm
But mostly just makes Chris mad
'Cause he keeps dying


Smash Brothers Brawl:

Bowser doesn't suck
Do forward B! Forward B!
No really, that's it.


Dungeon Master:

It kills everything?
I just throw clubs at monsters?
Wow, it really does work.


Knights of the Old Republic:

You are teh failzorz
Because you can't stun a droid
AC gets hard-capped


Quiz and Dragons:

How exactly does
Knowing Shaq's role in “Kazam”
Help me beat this imp?


And here is a little supplimental Haiku, by my good friend the Fridge:


Chrono Trigger:

Though you came through time
To thwart an ancient evil
Please fight this T-Rex


Saga Frontier:

Seven Characters
None of which I care about
Lute has no story!


Xenogears:

To play card games well
Mash the X button, unless
You want Bart to scream

I encourage you to leave your own. If the response is favorable enough, I might make it a weekly thing.