Chalk to up to writer's bloc, chalk it up to the fact that it's a Monday, whatever you blame, it's time for more...
VIDEO GAME HAIKU!
(For the original post, see: http://htparnell.blogspot.com/2008/05/haiku.html )
Legend of Mana
GameFAQs is useless!
No one knows how to temper!
Let's play whack-a-map.
Landstalker
Isometric view
Means ground breaking visuals
Shit! Jumping puzzles!
World of Warcraft
Raiding DPS?
I hope you are a warlock
No? GTFO
Warcraft III
Four races clash swords
Delicate gameplay balance
HUNTRESS RUSH LOLZORZ!!1!11ONE
Final Fantasy 4
Though you get there first
You never save the crystal
Goddammit, Golbez!
Nintendogs
This puppy is great
Now what button do I press
To get a real dog?
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So, who's H. T. Parnell?
H. T. Parnell was the proprietor of Tarant's one and only emporium of wonders in Troika Games' Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura. I selected it not as an example of the best game I know of, but as an excellently concieved, very poorly executed game, praised for its wide variety of choices, and surprisingly non-linear gameplay. The perfect example of a flawed and buggy game, saved by an intriguing system, and excellent writing.
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On Super Punch-Out!!
Rick and Nick Bruiser
Prove there is nothing quite like
Fighting a baby.
Narcis Prince: British,
Effeminate, and, like all
English, fun to punch.
Aran Ryan proves
One should never provoke an
Irish vampire
Heike Kagero
Versus Super Macho Man.
Which one is gayer?
Piston Hurricane:
Watch out! He's going to punch-
Oh, nevermind then.
"I am a killer!
I am the Bear Hugger!" Please.
Just punch his stomach.
On Chrono Cross:
Tyranno Fortress
Is now the Tower of Stars
So why am I here?
"I'm the real Serge!"
You should say that, otherwise
No flying arrow
Chronopolis rocks!
Frozen ocean, Lucca's dad, and...
Evil save points...uh...?
Gambling vessel
Has the best music ever
Willie loves this boat
I can dig this plot
I'm enjoying this dungeon
Wait, I'm a cat now!?
On Fallout 3:
Project Purity
I'll die if I go inside
Why can't Fawkes do it?
Once you're used to it
Numerous dads are awesome
Breathe deep in the blue
War never changes
Weaponry, however, does
Shishkabob, baby
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